THE HITOUT: The best (worst) TAUNTS in AFL history + AFL Chaos Theory

Aidan gives a deep dive into the current injury crisis that has struck the AFL, while the boys recount some of the most infamous taunts on a footy field. Mitch raises the idea of Chaos Theory in the AFL, and the social segment sees the team rank the best footy jumper numbers to wear.

The Hitout AFL Podcast is Zero Hanger’s weekly show covering all of the latest AFL news, views and footy fun, featuring host Phoenix Trinidad and presenters Mitch Keating and Aidan Cellini.

⬇️ RUNDOWN:

00:00 Intro and Vibe-check

02:01 Bailey Humphrey banned

05:00 Injury crisis

11:21 Chaos theory

16:43 Best (worst) AFL taunts

25:44 Best jumper numbers

RECORDED: 25/03/2026

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